"Hey niece? I brought you this skin-tight outfit as "armor" that shows a lot of skin overtop of your most vital organs... for... uh... distraction effect."
"...You're SURE my parents gave you full custody?"
"I have paperwork signed that indicates they did, yes. (Although the Brainwash Raygun might have helped with that...)"
"What was that last bit, Uncle?"
"NOTHING! Here, you can change in Testing Chamber #4."
"...How many cameras are in that room?"
"16... but they're turned off... promise! (hee hee hee!)"
"Are you giggling manically again?"
"Noooooo..."
(I've determined that the italics code does nothing at all in these comments, since they're all italicized by default. Can't seem to un-italicize it either.)
"...You're SURE my parents gave you full custody?"
"I have paperwork signed that indicates they did, yes. (Although the Brainwash Raygun might have helped with that...)"
"What was that last bit, Uncle?"
"NOTHING! Here, you can change in Testing Chamber #4."
"...How many cameras are in that room?"
"16... but they're turned off... promise! (hee hee hee!)"
"Are you giggling manically again?"
"Noooooo..."
(I've determined that the italics code does nothing at all in these comments, since they're all italicized by default. Can't seem to un-italicize it either.)